March 22, 2009

44 Kings

Filed under: politics, society, meme, government, history — k @ 10:26 pm

If the U.S. was a monarchy, what might we have called our leaders?

  1. George I (the Father)
  2. John I (the Advocate)
  3. Thomas
  4. James I (the Short)
  5. James II (the Unchallenged)
  6. John II (the Eloquent)
  7. Andrew I (the Sharp)
  8. Martin
  9. William I (the Sick)
  10. John III (the Successor)
  11. James III (the Accomplished)
  12. Zachary
  13. Millard
  14. Franklin I (the Faint)
  15. James IV (the Stingy)
  16. Abraham
  17. Andrew II (the Impeached)
  18. Ulysses
  19. Rutherford
  20. James V (the Unlucky)
  21. Chester
  22. Grover
  23. Benjamin
  24. Grover (restored)
  25. William II (the Prosperous)
  26. Theodore
  27. William III (the Fat)
  28. Woodrow
  29. Warren
  30. Calvin
  31. Herbert
  32. Franklin II (the Bold)
  33. Harry
  34. Dwight
  35. John IV (the Young)
  36. Lyndon
  37. Richard
  38. Gerald
  39. James VI (the Peaceful)
  40. Ronald
  41. George II (the Elder)
  42. William IV (the Fun)
  43. George III (the Younger)
  44. Barack

List of Presidential Nicknames

January 13, 2009

wheat, chaff

Filed under: politics, military, society, religion, government, democrat, obama — k @ 10:33 am

Whereas Expose Obama regularly made my blood boil during the election season with is left-field hyperbole and circular logic, now, post-election, it’s just hilarious.

The latest Obamaniacal vast left wing conspiracy? Decimating our military by forcing bigots to consider to choose not to enlist.

From the latest EO emailer:

The language and purpose of the [Military Readiness Enhancement Act] is geared EXCLUSIVELY toward promoting open homosexuality in the Armed Forces!

The MREA’s purpose is, as it admits, to replace the current 16-year-old “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy of tacit acceptance of secreted gayness with — as an increasing number of government agencies have — an explicit sexual orientation non-discrimination policy. But in Bigotland, simply permitting people to be openly gay is explicit promotion of homosexuality. Homosexuality is so damned insidious that the mere admission of being gay turns other men gay, and the logical conclusion of all that gayness is that the human race will die out, because there are no sperm banks and no test tube babies.

By repealing the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy — which already allows gays in the military, just as long as they don’t admit it — the MREA:

WOULD FORCE GOOD MEN AND WOMEN OUT OF THE SERVICE!

How would it do this, you ask? Well, by way of allowing gays to admit their gayness, homophobes, which apparently comprise 24% of our military, would be BRUTALLY FORCED to CONSIDER to VOLUNTARILY NOT RE-ENLIST.

A recent poll by The Military Times [posed] the question; “If the ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy is overturned and gays are allowed to serve openly, how would you respond?” According to the poll, a full 24 percent of respondents said they would not re-enlist or consider not re-enlisting!

What makes it all the more sinister and damnable is that:

Obama’s NOT calling it a “reduction in force,” nor is he giving ANY indication that the REAL AGENDA is the wholesale destruction of our military.

The fiend!

November 12, 2008

i got the blues from paying dues to program news

Filed under: technology, audio, politics, communication, society — k @ 10:31 am

Factories of insanity playing on your vanityas they distort your sense of self
Telling you what you need and how to succeed as they steal all of your wealth
Probing your mind, trying to find how to scheme on you best
From programmed schools with Devilish rules putting you to the test

It’s doing it again.

In fact it played two Last Poets tracks this morning. What kind of a day is going to be, oh Zune?

RADAR, SONAR, LASER BEAMS
JETS, TANKS, SUBMARINES,
MEGATHONS, H-BOMBS, NAPALM, GAS….
All this shit will kill you fast
All products of the Mean Machine

Don’t get me wrong. Revolutionary music is always win. In fact, it may be the only music truly worth anything, because beyond just entertainment it is an attempt to make a strong message. This is no doubt why in high school I was listening to Franti and Paris while others were listening to Color Me Badd and Boyz II Men. (Well, I listened to those too, a little.)

But it has this way of jarring your morning.

September 30, 2008

plus ça change

Filed under: economy, society, movie, corporate — k @ 9:09 am

“Nothing you have ever experienced can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you’re about to witness.”

- Louis Winthorp III (Dan Aykroyd), on the way to the NYSE stock market trading floor, Trading Places (1983)

September 13, 2008

Hockey Moms for Obama

Filed under: politics, society, meme, obama, election — k @ 9:58 pm

Written with lipstick for added poetry.

h/t: Blue Hampshire

July 15, 2008

Berlin, then and now

Filed under: fun, society, movie, geography — k @ 3:15 pm

Flickr user Thomas “Location Scout” Duchnick has a gallery of photos taken in Berlin of places that appeared in classic movies, taken from the near-same angle, with Duchnick and friends standing in for any leading actors. Each photo is joined with the corresponding still from a classic Berlin movie.

Amazing to see how many things change yet stay the same…

Berlin Filming Locations Revisited

One,Two,Three  - Past and TodayFuneral in Berlin - Past and TodayEmil und die Detektive (1954) - Past and Today

June 26, 2008

Am I ahead of the curve?

Filed under: economy, society, meme, transportation, energy — k @ 9:46 am

And if so, why doesn’t it get me more cool points?

I bought a compact car in 2000. At the time, gas was $1/gal. Today it has over 180K miles on it and still gets 34mpg or better on the highway doing 70 with a full trunk and four riders. It was recently listed as one of the top 16 most economical used cars to get. SUVs and other gas guzzlers, once popular status symbols and family “necessities” are now being discarded like Betamax tapes.

I’ve also been riding the bus to work since I started my current job about two years ago, when gas was under $3/gal. A few times here and there I also take the train.

I beat the first trend by 6-8 years and the second trend by 1-2 years.

Now, to figure out what trend to be ahead on next.

June 17, 2008

neoliberal logic 101

Filed under: politics, society, obama, election — k @ 6:03 pm
  1. Hillary Clinton is female.
  2. The Democratic Party did not majority vote for Hillary Clinton.
  3. Therefore, the Democratic Party is anti-female.

Or something.

Some would add #4: Therefore, you should vote for John McCain.

Likewise, #5 would be: Therefore, women who support Barack Obama are traitors to their gender:

Older women particularly feel that Clinton is their only hope of seeing a woman occupy the Oval Office, McCaskill said. One refused to talk with her during a Democratic fundraiser in early April, she said.

And some feel simply that it’s Clinton’s turn, something she’s owed.

“I don’t know, really, where that comes from, the ‘her turn’ stuff,” [said Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-MO]. “I just don’t think we can ever get into the trap of deciding elections based on who’s ‘turn’ it is.

“Nobody ever considered it my turn,” she added. “I had to go out and fight for it.

June 4, 2008

Seriously now

Filed under: politics, bush, society, weird, democrat, obama — k @ 4:23 pm

Who the fuck are these people?

September 7, 2007

Barrarararar!

Filed under: politics, society — k @ 8:05 am

MoveOn.org just sent out an email lambasting unnamed “Democrats In Name Only” (DINOs), specifically those who are retreating from the fight to end the Iraq War.

In the U.S. party system, where no candidate is actually held to an ideology, and more often than not, positions on issues frequently tend to fall randomly into either party, and the parties’ positions have in some cases swung drastically over time, what exactly does it mean to be a Democrat? Does it really mean anything? Does the fact that progressives have cast their lot with the Dems really mean that Dem = progressive?

No, and this is one of the top problems with U.S. politics. Neither party is really dedicated to a particular political segment. Ideological segments have cast their lot with particular parties (usually, of course, in reaction to the segments that have cast their lot with the other), and those parties’ interest in maintaining that support is what drives them to appease them, but only enough to entice that support to stay tenuously on their side.

The U.S. Democratic party is not a liberal party, and the Republican party is not a conservative party. The parties reflect what their most valuable supporters stand for, but the parties themselves don’t stand for anything.

The third parties do, of course; but that doesn’t do any good in the U.S. team-oriented system. In much of the rest of the democratic world, a party stands for something, and you vote for the party that best stands for what you stand for. In the U.S., you pick whichever party is most likely to want your support and show it by appeasing you. Or, increasingly, by scaring you about how “bad” the other party is.

It means nothing to be a Democrat or a Republican. It’s just a team, and many people seem to choose the team they think will win rather than the team they think will make things better or do what they want. It does mean something to be a Green, or a Libertarian (sort of), but in U.S. politics, that has no cachet.

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