If the U.S. was a monarchy, what might we have called our leaders?

1. George I (the Father)
2. John I (the Advocate)
3. Thomas
4. James I (the Short)
5. James II (the Unchallenged)
6. John II (the Eloquent)
7. Andrew I (the Sharp)
8. Martin
9. William I (the Sick)
10. John III (the Successor)
11. James III (the Accomplished)
12. Zachary
13. Millard
14. Franklin I (the Faint)
15. James IV (the Stingy)
16. Abraham
17. Andrew II (the Impeached)
18. Ulysses
19. Rutherford
20. James V (the Unlucky)
21. Chester
22. Grover
23. Benjamin
24. Grover (restored)
25. William II (the Prosperous)
26. Theodore
27. William III (the Fat)
28. Woodrow
29. Warren
30. Calvin
31. Herbert
32. Franklin II (the Bold)
33. Harry
34. Dwight
35. John IV (the Young)
36. Lyndon
37. Richard
38. Gerald
39. James VI (the Peaceful)
40. Ronald
41. George II (the Elder)
42. William IV (the Fun)
43. George III (the Younger)
44. Barack

List of Presidential Nicknames

Seriously, this isn’t funny:

I don’t understand how commodity (or currency) traders can possibly figure out the direction of their holdings.

Actually… I don’t think they do.

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